Father christmas's fake beard

Have you ever wanted Christmas to be different? How about a huge exploding mince pie, a pet abominable snowman, or a very helpful partridge in a pear tree? What if Father Christmas went to work at a zoo, or caused chaos in a toy store, or was even arrested for burglary!? A collection of Christmas stories from the fantastically funny Terry Pratchett, with wonderful illustrations from Mark Beech.